When I was a kid, one of my favorite books was “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.” It’s about a boy whose day goes from bad to worse – waking up with gum in his hair, being squished in the backseat of the car, having to eat lima beans. And then the president goes and wins the Nobel Peace Prize. So, Alexander dreams of running off to Australia.
I thought about Alexander yesterday while I was on my way home from visiting the family.
My shirt was covered in spit-up, courtesy of my niece, who can shoot milk through her nose like bolts of lightning, even in her sleep. (Back off, Mensa! She’s just a baby.)
So, I’m driving down the interstate, reeking of sour milk, and I remember I need to pick up Jeff from work, because his car is dead. And I’m running late. Like, 45 minutes late.
Crap.
And just then, almost imperceptibly at first, my battery light flickers. Just enough to get my attention. Then the air bag light comes on. They disappear and come back, and slowly it occurs to me that my car just might be dying on the interstate.
No. No! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I turn off the radio and anything else electrical and pray and use every Lamaze breathing technique ever featured in a TV sitcom to get the car home through sheer force of will.
It didn’t quite work.
But I had enough juice to get off the interstate and pick up Jeff. The car made it all the way to our old neighborhood. Jeff’s sister was able to give us a ride home. And Jeff and his dad were able to get the car back here.
Oh, and we had this waiting in the fridge: Ina Garten’s Cheddar Corn Chowder. A hearty, creamy, comforting soup brimming with potatoes, corn, onions and sharp white cheddar cheese. We heated it up and added a handful of chopped bacon (aka “God’s confetti”), but leftover chicken or shrimp also would have hit the spot. Just the thing to end what could have been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, which everyone has now and then.
Even in Australia.
Cheddar Corn Chowder with Bacon
Adapted from Ina Garten’s “The Barefoot Contessa Cookbook”
Serves 6
- 4 ounces bacon (about 3 to 4 slices), chopped
- 1/8 cup good olive oil
- 3 cups chopped yellow onions (2 large onions)
- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
- 1/4 cup flour
- 1 teaspoon kosher salt
- 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- 1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
- 6 cups chicken stock*
- 3 cups medium-diced white boiling potatoes, unpeeled (1 pound)
- 5 cups corn kernels, fresh (5 ears) or frozen (1 1/2 pounds)
- 1 cup half-and-half
- 4 ounces sharp white cheddar cheese, grated
- In a large stockpot over medium-high heat, cook the bacon and olive oil until the bacon is crisp, about 5 minutes. Remove the bacon with a slotted spoon; set aside.
- Reduce the heat to medium, add the onions and butter, and cook for about 10 minutes, until the onions are translucent.
- Stir in the flour, salt, pepper and turmeric, and cook for 3 minutes.
- Add the chicken stock and potatoes, bring to a boil, and simmer uncovered for 15 minutes, until the potatoes are tender.
- If using fresh corn, cut the kernels off the cob and blanch them for 3 minutes in boiling salted water. Drain. (If using frozen corn, skip this step.)
- Add corn, half-and-half and cheddar to the soup. Cook for 5 more minutes, until the cheese is melted. Season with salt and pepper.
- Serve hot with a garnish of bacon.
*Gluten-Free Tip: Be sure to use GF chicken stock.
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So are we going to get installment two re the car? Always a drag with car problems. My son Alex loves that book about Alexander and the Bad Day, well, as a kid he loved it, not sure he loves anything now as a teenager with plenty of angst. I made this soup (and threw in some chicken) when we made the BBA Cornbread and it was a good combination together…can never have too much bacon, right?
That indeed is a very bad day – but with a happy chowder ending! Almost as a good as a happy martini ending.
Glad you made it home okay and that you had the soup waiting for you. Did you make any adjustments to it? I was thinking of making it, but the reviews have been mixed. I host a weekly blog event called Crock Pot Wednesday and would love for you to join me for that.
What a terrible day! Nice to know you had something warm and comforting waiting for you on the other side.:)
That was one of my very favourite books growing up! To this day, I quote it. However, being British, my husband just doesn't understand when I say that it's been a: "terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day." :)
Though it does make me wonder since I live in Australia now. . .Hmm. Maybe it was that book that carried me (by way of a few other hot spots) from Tennessee to Australia, and I didn't even know it!
Alexander has a lot for which to answer. . .
Though, I love Ina Garten too, so. . .
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I love your description of bacon as God’s Confetti…it made me think of Jim Gaffigan’s bit on bacon. If you haven’t seen it, check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSjXeqA8Iow
Bibbity-boppity-Bacon!
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Bad day – Good Chowder. Are you Even Steven? (yum, by the way)
Oh wow, that was definitely quite a day you had! I'm glad you had this tasty chowder to turn to when you got home. It looks wonderful!
Oh wow. This was really great. We even polished off all of the leftovers!
I have never tried chowder, so today is going to be a first, I have no idea what this is going to taste like but based on the ingredients its going to be interesting!
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This is awesome chowder! I added chopped chicken to it at the end and it was excellent. I did not have turmeric so just omitted it… does it make a big difference in the flavor? I have never used Tumeric.
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